I like this kind of messages. You can just read and laugh, no response required.
After a brief and rigorous overview of your profile I wanted to let you know that I have married and divorced you in my mind
Thanks for all the sweet and imaginary memories. You will always have a special place in my heart ❤️
Ps you can have the beach house in Orlando just as long as I can have my dvd’s and dog back 🐶👍☺️”
+ he sent me a voice msg.