Warm Welcome Message


Any Dating Site is the endless source of fun, stupid, hilarious, creepy,……messages and stories. So here is another short one.

Recently got a message from a guy on a Dating Site ….. ‘Hi. How are you? You look like my grandma’.

Hahaha. Seriously?

Not sure how to take it. As a compliment or as an insult. LOL

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The WORST Message I Ever Received

Recently got the next message as a welcome one on POF:

“I have pics, I am visiting Toronto in April and May and I am looking for a woman who would want to tie me up and piss and shit on me. Hoping to find a woman who would find that a turn on. If you need to see pics of myself before you decide then just let me know.”

What to say? Well, it is the worst message I ever received in my life.

Feel like to puke!!!

Is It Time To Run?

What makes you run from people?

When I hear something like…..

  • I’m the most honest guy in the world
  • For me is easier to say the truth, no matter how bad it can be, than lie
  • I’m so ready for a relationship
  • I wanna kids from you (especially on the first date)
  • My mom will love you
  • I will buy and do whatever you want
  • You always right

….. I just simply wanna run. As fast as I can.

Don’t like promises, more than that even hate them. Especially it sounds ridiculous on the first date. If you wanna do something then just DO it.

Why promise? Do you wanna impress me? Then do something impressing.

Don’t you feel as a sh**t if you can’t do what you promised?

Why People Being Rude?

Always was curious why people being rude? I don’t face it very often, but when it happens is simply freaking me out.

Recently, a guy on POF asked me if I would be interested in date an older guy (he is 12 years older than me)? I replied ‘prolly not’. And the fun began.

I understand that word ‘prolly’ is not grammar correct. But, common, its a chat. Not a novel or something.

Anyway, I was told that ‘That’s Ok. You have very bad grammar anyway. And it is the same important as a personal hygiene’.

Seriously? Does he really think it hurts?

Can’t stand for rudeness like that. Replied back to him re-consider his possibilities and the level of self-confidence next time he will decide talk to a woman.

So, the question is ‘Why do people need to be rude?’ Does it really that hard to shut your f***ng mouth and keep going?

 

WTF?

Why some people say or do stupid things and then behave like it’s me insulted him?

Was seeing a guy. Met maybe 3 or 4 times. He told me how bad was his ex and how cool was him. All of his stories were told in a very rude and disrespectful way about all his exes including his ex-wife. The wrong bell, I know.

After some time I was driving and he was with me when my ex-hub called me and we kinda fought and I hand up on him. This guy didn’t say anything.

Another day we were out and I smoked. He smoked with me too. And didn’t express any concerns about that.

After a couple of days, he messaged me asking how am I doing, blah blah blah and then just randomly said that I’m totally spoiled, never control myself what I’m saying. How could I be so rude with my ex-hub? Also, that it is so gross that I’m smoking….

Really? Wtf?

Then he said that he proposed his wife after 3 weeks of dating and that I’m totally not serious about anything and him wishing me good luck and blocked me everywhere: Fb, Instagram, cell phone. So I even didn’t have a chance to respond him accordingly…. like ‘Ha Ha Ha, you are a fuc…ng idiot. Bye’.

Whatever. Forgotten next second.

Half a year later. He saw me on some online dating site and messaged me something innocent like ‘Hey, how are you? Nice pics…’ Say I was surprised means say nothing.

I ignored his message and blocked him there. So he messaged me on my personal email chat. I ignored him there too. But the best part was that he found (have no idea how) my work email and messaged me there. Saying ‘Common, don’t be so childish. Why did YOU block me everywhere? We had such a great time together. I liked you so much. I didn’t say or did anything so you would be like that. You are the one who was rude to me and it’s me should feel insulted and block you everywhere…….’

All my thoughts at that moment wtf?????wtf??????wtf???…………..

So the question is HOW people can be like that? Is it some kind of behavioral disorder? Or I don’t understand something in this life?

To me, it looks the same mental problem as when people taking their selfies in the bathroom in sunglasses.

Top 10 Best Welcome Messages from Dating Sites

  1. You are funny. How many men with disorders did you meet?
  2. Would you like to fall in love with me? Please let me know
  3. Lmao. your extensive list criteria is structured exactly the way I would make a list (I’m a coordinator at an IT company).I respect your candor so respect mine. I have a couple of concern:- What does NO PIC – NO ANSWER mean? (does anybody know what it means?)
    – I worried that your free time is super limited? (did I tell you that? from what exactly did you make this conclusion?)non-monogamy is not really a problem if you want casual sex and are into the same bedroom stuff that I am (I like candor in that department as well). But if you’re looking for a guy to call every once in a blue moon for a dinner date and fawn over you, then that’s a deal breaker for sure.
  4. Email me back if your the serious type of girl. (I have to admit that is a really good try, lol)
  5. Are you serious or funny
  6. The Super Silly Monkey… The Big Bad Bear…. or, The Intellectual Dolphin… Which one of the three would you prefer hanging out with :p
  7. Click: Nope. Click: Yikes. Click: Uhhhhh. Click: Oh hell no…..
  8. I love dogs and you?
  9. I can match socks. I think I totally match your criteria
  10. Would you marry me?